Drink all day, play all night...it's BR in Miami, bitch!

I spent maybe five minutes making up ridiculous lyrics to go with this photo. I failed. Have you looked at the lyrics for "I'm in Miami"? They are ridiculous enough.

Hey! You looking kind of cute in that steel tubing bikini, giiiiiiiirl
Hey! This is what I wanna do, take off that steel tubing bikini, giiiiiiirl

Yup, not good.

Now I have LMFAO stuck in my head for the rest of the day. And maybe you will too.

Thank you to D. Sams for remembering me whenever he travels to exotic locales, and reminding me that Miami is way, way, way warmer than San Francisco right now. Damn, it is COLD out here.* Hence, two posts in a row (technically three!) of warm locations in the dead o' winter.


TWO bicycles out of four, because, you know, Miami is awesome (four bicycles) and the rest of Florida seems kind of meh (deduct two).





*Yes, I am whining about it being cold in California. I get that it's snowing all over the rest of the country but dammit, I don't live in the rest of the country for a reason! 

Post-Thanksgiving bike rack leftovers

As a short Turkey Day recap, here is a quick shot of a post-holiday night out recovering from all that time with your families.

Brought to you from one D. Ceasar - who was surely innocently passing by and noticed the unorthodox bar containment system on the way home over the river and through the woods from Grandmother's house - from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Hope everyone had a great holiday. Considering I am still snacking on stuffing, I certainly had a good time.

For the fact that this barricade is labled "Bob's Barricades" and for the girl in the foreground clearly digging through oversized purse, probably to give dude to the right her number, and thus capturing the post-pumpkin-pie mind fog: TWO bicycles out of four.