Bike rack bicycle. That's all I have to say.

I've already posted this on Facebook, but it bears re-posting (original post from BuzzFeed here). This is the ultimate in irony - the bike rack bike! Thanks to Royal Sherman for lookin' out on this beauty.

I don't know where this is from or whether to high-five or slap the dude that made this, but I know it belongs on this blog. (Guessing from the long, blurred-out license plate on the vaguely Euro-looking car, I'm guessing this is from...Europe. You can just call me Sherlock Holmes now.)

Well done. Well. Done.

But this begs the question - is there a seat on that thing or is he just riding the metal bareback? Because, uh, ow.

I don't even know what to do about the ratings. My brain has just melted thinking about it. I guess it has to be FOUR bicycles out of four, right? IT'S A GODDAMN BIKE RACK BICYCLE. I think my work here is done.

The Black Knights rise again...on bike rack

This edition of BRATW comes to you courtesy of my BFF (x1000000 'F's) Royal Sherman - he spotted this excellent edition at Westpoint Academy in New York.

When you think custom bike rack covers - this has to be the gold standard. Tight fit, no puckers, and an excellent logo screened on to it. I mean, that is some fancy stuff right there. And I really wouldn't expect any less from the fine folks in the Army and from my darling Royal.

For having such awesome bike rack covers, FOUR bicycles out of four. We salute you, Westpoint bike rack. We salute you.